lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
false alarm. still invincible.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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