We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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