kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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