capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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