at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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