It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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