Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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