Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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