So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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