I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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