My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
