In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
So vagazzling was a success
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