bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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