I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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