Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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