Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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