That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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