are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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