so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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