I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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