Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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