I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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