Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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