and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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