I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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