This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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