You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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