Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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