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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.

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(928): View more from Arizona

whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?

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(941): View more from Florida

sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job

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(678): View more from Georgia

Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?

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(519): View more from Ontario

you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude

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(989): View more from Michigan

I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.

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