K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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