Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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