so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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