Non-Jews are for practice
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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