4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
