I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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