Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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