Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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