hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
MIDGETS
????
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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