I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize