oh god the rape fog is back!
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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