we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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