Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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