This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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