what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
We smell like vodka and hangover
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