Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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