Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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