is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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