If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
This baby is an asshole
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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