Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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