It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
4 words: hood of his car
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
