After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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