Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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