you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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