ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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