dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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