your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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