I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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