I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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